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watch out ladies, i'm the king of the munters!

frankie-boyle:

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"My cousin is six. I was talking to him the other day and I said ‘What do you want to be when you’re older?’ He looked at me and said ‘A Unicorn’ And I was like ‘Why is that?’
‘So I can stab people with my head.’"
— Russell Howard (via locksanddoorkeys)

lotsoflovehannah:

Russell Howard has come up with some of the best sentences in british history

i-have-a-wonky-eye-too:

Chapter 10 FINALLY!!! “A little Russell Howard fanfic!” on #wattpad #romance http://wattpad.com/60245489?utm_content=share_my_part&utm_source=ios&utm_medium=tumblr

i-have-a-wonky-eye-too:

Chapter 10 FINALLY!!! “A little Russell Howard fanfic!” on #wattpad #romance http://wattpad.com/60245489?utm_content=share_my_part&utm_source=ios&utm_medium=tumblr

slimshadysaint:

How every story told on Tumblr starts.

slimshadysaint:

How every story told on Tumblr starts.

slimshadysaint:

People must see this.

slimshadysaint:

People must see this.

"we’ve all had food so good we want to sexually gratify the person who made it…who made this? well…Aunt Bessie is getting it and Mr Kipling it’ll be a weird pastry gangbang"
— Russell Howard (via ihavenosocialife)
"Justin Bieber’s got an autobiography out. He’s five years old! Can you imagine reading that book? ‘My name is Justin. Today, I had some cereal that was so chocolate-y it turned the milk brown. Here is a picture of a horse. I drawed it with my fingers!’"
— Russell Howard, Right Here, Right Now (via hakutehfuzzeh)

myclara:

i just really want russell howard to play innuendo bingo ok

i never knew how much i wanted this until now

acceptingdeservedlove:

"My dick is the enemy of Penguin Classics"

~ Russell Howard

irelandsprettiestscrewups:

{Me when I see people on here arguing and I’m not involved.}

irelandsprettiestscrewups:

{Me when I see people on here arguing and I’m not involved.}

lost—property:

For any of you who need cheering up, pick your favourite comedian and watch a video of one of their stand up gigs when everyone else in your house is asleep so you have to be quiet, cos everything’s funnier when you can’t laugh.
I have spent the past hour silently crying with laughter at Russell Howard after a shitty day, and I feel so much better, please just try it it’s amazing

thewintermaiden506:

I literally have no fucking life and too much unfocused love… Just look at this beautiful little man.

thewintermaiden506:

I literally have no fucking life and too much unfocused love… Just look at this beautiful little man.

paralightman:

😂😂😂😂

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